11.16.2006

minnesota nice

Minnesota nice...disappears once drivers are behind the wheel. Once I get behind the wheel, I rage, yell and shake my fist. My mouth spews out words that I don't normally say, and I become a person who yells at others. I do not play well with others on the road.

Get out of my lane, you f-er
Turn of the f-ing phone and drive
Excuse me, I'm driving here
Learn how to drive you idiot, and stay out of my way

I guess I feel like I can yell at them from the sanctity of my car. Contrary to popular belief, I do not have road rage, I would never even dream of following someone home or getting out of my car. I simply find that this is a way to rid myself of all of my other frustrations of the day without getting into too much trouble. Is that too much to ask?

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