it's boyfriend season

So I've been meaning to write about this for awhile and keep putting it off. Colleen and I have talked about how everytime you log off of MySpace, there's an ad for "TRUE" with men that have extreme photoshopped eyes and it says - "it's boyfriend season."

What exactly is 'boyfriend season?' I'd LOVE to know. Because if there is such a thing, then I am WAY behind. I mean, do they all come out at one time, like deer or pheasants or trout? Is there a specific time that one might have better luck ensnaring one of the male sex? If so, then why in God's name have I had so many bad dates? I must not be looking in the right forest...and I must not have the right equipment. I mean, during boyfriend season, one must have to wear special clothing and special scents - our own special salt lick, our own bait! And I certainly don't have a boyfriend camp set up. I must work on this...

And where are all the men with green eyes? They are apparently out there in droves.

Quote o' the day:

“I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.” - Anais Nin