oreo madness

You know how when you buy a bag of Oreos you tell yourself you won't eat them so fast? Just one at a time. And then you sit down, and in five minutes you've eaten five cookies. You go to put the bag away and then you stand and eat three more. Soon you've eaten half the bag before you've even put them away.

Then you get them out again and you tell yourself you'll only eat one as dessert, with some milk or as a snack. And pretty soon the whole bag is gone.

And then you tell yourself you'll never buy Oreos again. Until your roommate buys them and leaves them out for you to eat. And then you eat the rest of the half eaten bag.

(Ok, so I didn't actually eat an entire half bag of Oreos...but I'm mad at Naomi for buying them. Because they are sitting on the counter, taunting me. And it's really hard to eat just one. This is also why I don't buy Girl Scout cookies. Evil.)

Quote o' the day:

"Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better." - Robert Redford